Rumour has it, today, in celebration of St George’s Day, everything from the Blue Dragon cook range at Costcutter is only twice the price of Morrisons

Happy St George's Day

Rumour has it, Jesus says go get messed up this Easter, he won’t be rising until Tuesday, he’s on the baby guinness in the Albion all weekend , Amen

Popular restaurant chain launch new logo

Rumour has it, Katy Perry’s next ambitious challenge is to ride the number 7 from Harrogate to Leeds without getting chinned by the prisoners wives when they get on at Wealstun.

The CRM Egg has landed. If you got one, we suggest you don't open it.

Taking a trip? Don't forget the flag.

Rumour has it, Rory McIlroy has said that winning the Masters was nearly as good at that time he won the Clifford Fantasy Football League back in 2012 with 2 transfers remaining.

Rumour has it, the 170th University Boat Race was delayed this afternoon when some idiot on his paddle board cut across the course.

100% cant go out

Rumour has it, CRM unveil exclusive first image of the new Universal Studios UK theme park which will open in 2031 on the former Thorp Arch retail park.

Our tip for the Grand National is Open All Hours 33/1

We could be wielding the champagne later.

It’s back. The CRM definitive guide 2025.

Simply print off and spot all your favourites.

Rumour has it, people using the new Clifford Moor Road Thermal Spa are reminded to please bring your own towels

Rumour has it, the new Twix advert is certainly not played enough...

When you’re accidentally included in the war plan group chat.

Rumour has it, while the USA and Russia argue about owning Greenland, we nipped over and secured it for Clifford.

Sklodfrdgrv lager will be available soon at the Albion

Rumour has it, I had a couple of pints earlier, has anyone seen my Winnebago, somewhere near Bramham School 

Rumour has it, in an effort to keep car wheels off the lane, parents at Clifford Juniors try alternative methods of arrival.

Oh look Brett, frost !

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Rumour has it, Clifford Juniors agree to install crash barriers on Rhodes Lane and employ a sniper on matchdays.

Rumour has it, an American couple who entered a popular Wetherby escape room 9 months ago, finally get to go home now that replacement players have arrived.

They became stranded when the spelling of Whisky was confused in a password challenge.

Rumour has it, after Tony keeps smashing up the new company van, Az has bought him a little motor to collect supplies from Kirby’s

CRM proudly sponsor Clifford AFC, Clifford Juniors, Tadcaster Albion AFC, Wetherby RUFC, Wetherby Bulldogs, TABS Cricket Club, Walton Park Cricket Club, Kirk Deighton Cricket Club, Clifford Beer Festival, Boston Spa Beer Festival, Boston Spa Gala and the Barkston Ash Challenge Cup. Fuck me, we are skint.